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PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you


TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Noname5

steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am
Why not butter both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


MAKE THE BEST - Of What You Have.




THAR SHE BLOWS -


TAGS: whale watcher moby
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MashiMashi - December 12, 2012, 10:42 am
These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:04 pm
blenda you do the poster with the poodles and I'll take the m*dgets deal ? :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 3:03 pm
Is it bad that I found this to be...extremely funny. Like 6 poodles in a blender funny. Midget's fighting...funny.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
that's cruel and offensive for gravitationally challenged persons - I l5ve it ! c'mon LA unleash the b5east :)


SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am
In5pired


THAT CRAB DINNER - Was Actually An Covert Zeon Mobile Suit




DEISM - My belief is symbolized by a RUBBER BAND?!?


TAGS: deism mobius strip
Rating: 2.18/5
JoshaGibs - August 8, 2013, 6:39 am
One person has ever said the mobius strip even has anything to do with the philosophy of Deism. Of course being the person who wants to make a necklace and profit off of it. That doesn't make it a true symbol of Deism. Trust me no one rallies around it.
ddSkul - April 22, 2009, 4:46 pm
1) Paper, not rubber 2)How does a mobius strip symbolize "your belief"?
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:56 pm
It's stunningly similar to what the rubber band indicates belief in.


WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" shots to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'.


TAGS: batmobile cars oldies batman
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by okami

TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:55 am
Lincoln Futura concept car. I stand corrected. I can't belive I actually looked this nonsense up.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm
and its one of the toughest cars on the planet!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:17 pm
its not a pontiac it was a lincoln.
TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
It's a GTO with a garbage body kit.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:19 am
george barris made that car out of a lincoln and like 500lbs of bondo
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's still pretty good
Poopalicious - May 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Some dude has one here in Billings, MT, so no, not bitchin


MOBILE EXAMINATOR -




MU LA FLAGA - He is win.


TAGS: mu la flaga gundam seed mobile suit futurama zapp brannigan made with woman
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by NuclearBioHazard

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:54 am
The key to victory is the element of surprise....Surprise!


??? - I don't know what this is for. All I know is that I WANT ONE!!


TAGS: quick barnicle boy to the fishmobile
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Koradan

CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:35 pm
I gave it a 5 because i want one too


MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE - This unruly and unlawful mob is ordered to disperse


TAGS: macys thanksgiving parade disperse mob
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:54 pm

lolz...lt john pike...immortalized. you heard anonymous put his address and phone number online? that alone is justice.


CALL ME ISHMAEL -


TAGS: moby dick white whale ishmael captain ahab iceman
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Rudedog - January 31, 2013, 11:53 pm
Herman Melville's ghost will haunt you for eternity.
GySgt1811 - March 23, 2011, 12:22 pm
Ice, LOVE literary quotes! They make me feel like my misspent life is worth something. 5 Rachaels looking for her lost children. (How's that?)


WIDE LOAD -




LA COSA NOSTRA - Not Looking So Tough & Scary Now.


TAGS: mafia crime criminals italians mob
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:42 pm
MY EYES! MY EYES!


NINJA FLASHMOB - It turned out to be a failure


TAGS: ninja flashmob
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by HareRama

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
Sigh... missed the mark on this one. Now, had you said "It was a huge success!" - that'd been a home run.
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 11:43 am
Ha ha! I like the one in middle waving the sign! Classic!


WIN FRIENDS, INFLUENCE PEOPLE -


TAGS: angry mob enemies hate win
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 3, 2012, 4:01 am
LOL! Cool, thanks. It's a personal motto. ;)
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:13 am
Fav'd


STEAMPUNK CELLPHONE - Runs on steam, coverage is fine, even floats!! Termites, however, still remain a major problem..




ANIME MAFIA - Don't piss them off. They might use Bankai.


TAGS: bleach mafia yakuza mob anime manga ichigo byakuya renji kenpachi uryu toshiro ganju
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by devonjw91

Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
Ah, yes Bleach...all the originality of Yu Yu Hakusho over again.
asddsakiller - August 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
order of things bankai, hollow mask, getsuga tenkai
Death - November 11, 2009, 3:52 am
Of this was on an anime demotivational site, it might get better ratings.
david the jester - August 17, 2009, 12:42 am
the hells bankai?
Scorpio7 - December 9, 2008, 9:29 am
As long as they don't use bankofamerica.


MAFIA - Don't hit them They'll hit you




PAPAL CONTROLS -


TAGS: popemobile excommunication ejection smokescreen
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:45 am

nice 1


OJ - Not Guilty! -




MOBILE PHONE - The little thing that turns your favorite melody into the most annoying one




MY FIRST CAR - Yeah, it was used & kinda old but at least the brakes worked.


TAGS: first car flintstone mobile
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

rerun - February 11, 2010, 10:51 am

I would love to have this


DETROIT - Doesn't build junk Anymore


TAGS: cars 70s automobiles
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - May 16, 2012, 11:19 pm
It was junk.
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm
that still looks like junk
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm
that still looks like junk


ANALYZE THIS -


TAGS: lord of the mob
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 5:47 pm

font...name....must steal it...my precious


BEER WAR -




CANADIAN ENGINEERING -


TAGS: jerry rig snowmobile canada
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:55 am
Please stop making racist posters! Canadians are humans too! I read that in a book!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'll cut you...I swear to Red Green, I'll cut you!
krazyivanthedivine - February 14, 2012, 7:16 pm
I posted this on a few facebook walls of people who live right at the Maine/french-new brunswick border and they got a kick out of it. Its funny, In Northern Maine we don't say afro-engineering, we say Canadian-engineering.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:51 pm
No, no, no, Moooski. The highway from Ottawa to Toronto, and 4 clicks on either side of it, is considered Canada. Anything outside of that is Canuckistan. =) ROFLCOPTER.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:49 pm
Please tell that to the cramps in my back from shovelling the stuff. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 6:20 pm
Classic southern Ontarian attitude...There is snow in the western provinces....stop forgetting we exist! XD.
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:31 pm

no snow in canada this year crank. europe is taking it for themselves.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:06 pm
He built a ramp out of 5now eh? =)


MOB BEARS -




GAMER MOBILE - We know why you like KoF...




the bluesmobile -


TAGS: bluesmobile blues brother jake elwood
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

tatespa - June 19, 2013, 9:27 am
There are 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 4:40 pm

They're on a mission from God.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:36 pm

great pic :)


TARGETS LOCKED - Fire at will. Arggh...but leave the WHITE one for me, we have a score to settle!


TAGS: moby i found you
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:48 pm
flowers were bought at Target!!! (like the dresses..)
Krissie - June 16, 2010, 5:41 pm
WOW. Whatever the bride was trying to accomplish...not working.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 12:57 am
I'm guessing they're edible boquets.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 12:51 am
I picked up on that, Cap'n.
Cubbybear - March 21, 2010, 12:49 am
The bouquets just look like targets to me
Cubbybear - March 21, 2010, 12:47 am
I wonder what the groom looked like? I thought all fat girls had a hot best friend.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 11:45 pm
And 5 harpoons from me, Cap'n Ahab! But just remember how that tale ended, though.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
do over! Text: If chosen wisely ...
Sean - March 20, 2010, 11:40 pm
BRIDESMAIDS If you chosen wisely, they can be slimming. But the bigger the bride, the bigger the "if" ... if you catch my drift.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 10:19 pm
LMAO!


NO VINNIE -




RAINBOWS AND UNIS -


TAGS: domobrotha
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by domobrotha

boeweizer - November 15, 2009, 4:50 am
for me any tunnel under 6 or 7 squares is funny
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:45 pm
A grand collaboration, good and evil have joined to make something funny. They've finally got their priorities straight. 5/5
Logic Man - July 15, 2009, 4:24 pm
I usually hate tunnels...but this one is kinda funny


FLASH MOB - You're doing it wrong.




TANKS. - Not just for the Army.


TAGS: batman batmobile tanks tank army
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 8:11 pm
Really? Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused.Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused.
thereddragon - May 30, 2010, 8:02 pm
stop whining dude
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 7:56 pm
Pic overused.
thereddragon - May 30, 2010, 7:54 pm
o yes
Derek - May 30, 2010, 7:52 pm
Tanks for everything


CHUCK - says shutup bitch


TAGS: domobrotha
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by domobrotha

LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 4:25 pm
I heard part of his beard is made up of razor blades and ninjas...they cover the fist that is under it.


MOB HITS -




FAT - He's got it and it doesn't help him look cool.




FIND THE WHALE -


TAGS: moby dick
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by failman

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 16, 2008, 2:14 am
Oh, now I get it! I was thinking Moby Asshole, Moby fascist, Moby Crankyoldman, but none of it made sense. I like it.
failman - July 15, 2008, 1:39 pm
Ok, anyone seen Moby Dick lately?


HAPPY MOB -


TAGS: cnn angry mob
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:40 pm

yeah i love bansky's stuff.
boeweizer - November 14, 2010, 8:14 pm
a happy mob is called a flash mob
Derek - November 14, 2010, 4:45 am
Banksy strikes again


Yo -




Shock Wave -




NOTORIETY -


TAGS: carcass vultures mob surprise zebra
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Haarakkon - June 26, 2010, 5:56 pm
Oy!
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:09 am
Truth.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
That is one "D" from being a supre timmy poster! LOL! 5L


INDECENT EXPOSURE - Automobile Style




score -


TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.


ANGRY MOD -


TAGS: sweep maid mob parody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Reality Lord - May 17, 2011, 4:44 pm

meh...who's angry? and wash your damn hands RR.
rerun - May 6, 2011, 10:20 am

I'm so happy I could sh!t....that reminds me...gotta go


Hung Like A Moose -




RELIEF -




DELL BOOGEYING -


TAGS: ray charles planes trains automobiles
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:11 am
Brother Ray!


killing casually -




LATINO GANGSTERS - Reading obituaries




Recession -




THE FUTURE - Ain't what it used to be.


TAGS: cars automobile industry
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 12:01 pm
And nobody predicted home computers and the internet. Other predictions (ie: Space travel, robots ) have come out very different.


WORK - If you don't do it...they WILL get you!


TAGS: work lazy mob
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Ryuuchi



SLEEPING WITH THE PIGEONS -


TAGS: mob balloon collections
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 1:13 am
i think they call it "ramen" in the states.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 1:10 am
It's soup, but it sounds like Japanese porn.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 1:09 am
Isn't city pigeon better than expired Ichiban?
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 1:08 am
I liked Goodfeathers.
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 1:06 am
I would never eat a "city" pigeon. You should be proud of yourself Sean (he said in a moment of uncharacteristic sincerity)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 1:05 am
I'm not falling for that one again. The last guy that told me he wasn't Sean touched me in my swimsuit area.
NotSean - July 11, 2009, 1:01 am
No you didn't. I think he bested you all quite nicely, eh- I mean hey?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:58 am
I really struck a nerve with Sean there.Eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:58 am
I know you guys don't actually know TTH but he would seriously have eaten the pigeon. Dudes fucked up.
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 12:53 am
mmmmmmm squab on a bed of rice with buttered carrots!
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:53 am
p.s.: you bastard! *snickers*
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:52 am
Of course not, Mooooooooooooooooooo. I would have helped him that much sooner so as to prove to everyone that I am not a racist. Dammit.
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:51 am
By "all-white" I meant that if he was in bad shape otherwise, it would have been quite obvious. NOTHING else. I swear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:50 am
so if the pigeon was black you would have let him die?
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:48 am
If they can fix him up, we can go get him an release him back into the wilds that is my backyard. I am optimistic because he is all white and otherwise looked like he is ok. Well, anyway, that's hopin' for ya.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:46 am
A bird hit my office window today....I killed it with a shovel. But your way is OK too.
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:45 am
I actually did a good deed for a pigeon in need today. It involved catching him (assuming he's a dude) and driving an hour to a wildlife animal clinic so that they could, hopefully, fix him up. His right leg is either broken or infected ...
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 12:35 am
I have no idea what that means. I remembered it from the cheech and chong "sister mary elephant" sketch.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:23 am
Mook me will ya? I'll hit youz so hard, the paint on your mother's car will peel.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:23 am
Make mine a pepperoni, sausage and muchroom, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 12:22 am
o feeli mi boni beli, dominus fobiscu, ormes selles allis dominoes.
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:19 am
Eh! Who you callin' a mook? Mook.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:03 am
Dormendo con i piccioni... it has a swing to it, no? Wha, you no like-a da fukkin language, ya mook?
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:02 am
Never did catch on, but it sounds much nicer in italian.


YOU'RE DARED -




FUTURE MOB VICTIM - As if Jamie is your real name... (BTW, nice haircut.)


TAGS: future mob victim
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by maj



Italian Limericks -




Popularity -


TAGS: popularity community groupthink mob rule
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Rick69 - March 1, 2016, 3:42 am
Nice perspective on this one...
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:27 pm
Good 1! LUUUUV this!! ^!


On The Road Again -


TAGS: holiday shopping anger mobs carts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Thedge - December 16, 2014, 8:09 am
Yeppers. I do that.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:18 pm
Dammit...puter is screwing with me today! Double posting bastrad.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:16 pm
Thanks Thedge. Wanna get through faster? Skip along through the store with an empty cart yelling "Outta my way! My day pass ran out an hour ago...can't let 'em find me!" Throwing in the odd twitch and sputtering of a choice foul word clinches it.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:16 pm
Thanks Thedge. Wanna get through faster? Skip along through the store with an empty cart yelling "Outta my way! My day pass ran out an hour ago...can't let 'em find me!" Throwing in the odd twitch and sputtering of a choice foul word clinches it.
Thedge - December 15, 2014, 1:38 pm
The crowds are ALWAYS like that here. 5'd and yes.


Designer Shoes -




Exxon Mobile -


TAGS: exxon mobile gas prices
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 11:54 pm
Thanks very much.
maoworks2 - February 19, 2015, 2:42 pm
And Long Weekends, Another 5L's.


MINECRAFT - Dont fuck with steve




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